Observation is meaningless except when we see you. Otherwise, existence is optional.

According to the Polly Want a Cracker Exclusion Principle, no two birds can exist in the same state at the same time. It is also theorized that the same principle dictates that there is only one bird in the whole universe that manifests at every location in space with indeterminate probability. There is only one bird that is everywhere and nowhere simultaneously. Or not.

No one said anything about genitals, you pervert.

Well I'll remind you my real eyes are down here then. It's getting awkward the way you're staring 'up there'.