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[–] 2 pts 5mo

Humans are not the first civilization to arise on this planet who has tried to imitate perfection, they won't be the last we destroy either.

Morbo agrees. My species will take over this planet after you and the Network do the cleanup on the puny human species. You will then be dispatched to the next planet on our list just as it has been done for eons. We will leave you a positive rating for your services when the task is completed to our satisfaction.

[–] 2 pts 5mo

lol You really own your tag.

[–] 1 pt 5mo

lol You really own your tag.

Morbo does what Morbo must do to feed the hungry mouths of my numerous and belligerent children. Fawn will destroy Morbo if Morbo just slouches around the house all day not destroying puny species like that good for nothing Omicronian Lrrr. I WILL DESTROY HIM!

[–] 2 pts 5mo

Thank you for your 5 stars. We strive to provide complete and total planet-wide removal of all carbon unit infestation.

[–] 1 pt 5mo

Thank you for your 5 stars. We strive to provide complete and total planet-wide removal of all carbon unit infestation.

To be perfectly honest here, we only use your services on the jew infested planets.

[–] 1 pt 5mo

That's fine. Parasite removal is most rewarding.