be me
Lord Nougat
Want to see the future
Ask retarded man what future is,
Want to know lotto numbers.
He gives me retard meme lotto numbers,
Mkay, might as well play them.
Play them
Win
Holy shit
Have money now
Too much to spend
Wutdo?
Buy boat
Buy house
Buy Disney Vacation ™
Buy as much as I can
Can't buy anymore
Feel empty
Can't be feeling ©
Sad
...already have boat and house.
Pay off house and share remainder with Mr Kent, because why the fuck not.
Fuck, I should have upgraded boat.
New teak deck at least
alas...
Shit.
Can I have a business party on your boat?
I'm a true seamen, know to shit in the galley and cook in the head.
That sounds fantastic! We can put out to sea and throw your boss overboard! I mean he might accidentally fall overboard! In minecraft!
Can I cook on your head? Ya drunken seaman!
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