Thanks. I needed that rant.
Thanks. I needed that rant.
I am sure a Jew was involved.
Story time! A few years ago I was at this shitty insurance company and I got pulled into a project that needed code review and my unlucky ass got selected. Anyway, every morning was the stand up meeting and the pajeet SCUM master took that shit literally. No one was allowed to sit in the conference room. Anyway this guy who recently had hip (or leg, I forgot) surgery joined the team and he sat down in the conference room. Dude was late 50s so probably 60s now. Pajeet even asked the guy to stand up. I said hey, the guy is on crutches and shit. WTF? Anyway, this street shitter mother fucker decided to take out all the chairs of the conference room so no one could sit down. So the next day there were no chairs in the conference room. Well I knew where this pajeet sat so when the guy with bum leg showed up I walked over to pajeet's desk and stole his chair and gave it to the guy. Now the guy was clearly not comfortable with the situation but I said I needed to prove a point to this asshole you can't treat people like this. The rest of the team was taking my side and laughing. I am guessing they knew this pajeet was a dickwad and just put up with it.
So pajeet had the meeting, got the status and assignments for the day and I went back upstairs to my area. Wouldn't you know that pajeet called my boss and told him what I had done. Of course leaving out key pieces of data. So my boss wants to know how I pissed off this guy on day 2 of a six month project and I explained everything to him. He told me not to worry about anything and he'd take care of this. The next day I head to the stand up and all the chairs are in the conference room with most of the team sitting down or standing. Pajeet isn't saying shit about anything except the project....and it was my last day on the project. Yes! This shit wasn't going to work anyway and I was right. They scrapped the whole idea 2 months later and bought a product that generated test data. Oh yeah...that was project. Code up some shit to generate fake data for testing applications.
Never heard anything about the situation ever again. I was put on other projects for the next couple of years. My boss never said a thing to me about it.
This might have nothing to do with anything but I and cripple dude were the only whites on the team. Rest were street shitters.
EDIT: It just occurred to me I just wrote up an entire story that has nothing to do with Agile being a shit frame work. It is though.
I am sure a Jew was involved.
Story time! A few years ago I was at this shitty insurance company and I got pulled into a project that needed code review and my unlucky ass got selected. Anyway, every morning was the stand up meeting and the pajeet SCUM master took that shit literally. No one was allowed to sit in the conference room. Anyway this guy who recently had hip (or leg, I forgot) surgery joined the team and he sat down in the conference room. Dude was late 50s so probably 60s now. Pajeet even asked the guy to stand up. I said hey, the guy is on crutches and shit. WTF? Anyway, this street shitter mother fucker decided to take out all the chairs of the conference room so no one could sit down. So the next day there were no chairs in the conference room. Well I knew where this pajeet sat so when the guy with bum leg showed up I walked over to pajeet's desk and stole his chair and gave it to the guy. Now the guy was clearly not comfortable with the situation but I said I needed to prove a point to this asshole you can't treat people like this. The rest of the team was taking my side and laughing. I am guessing they knew this pajeet was a dickwad and just put up with it.
So pajeet had the meeting, got the status and assignments for the day and I went back upstairs to my area. Wouldn't you know that pajeet called my boss and told him what I had done. Of course leaving out key pieces of data. So my boss wants to know how I pissed off this guy on day 2 of a six month project and I explained everything to him. He told me not to worry about anything and he'd take care of this. The next day I head to the stand up and all the chairs are in the conference room with most of the team sitting down or standing. Pajeet isn't saying shit about anything except the project....and it was my last day on the project. Yes! This shit wasn't going to work anyway and I was right. They scrapped the whole idea 2 months later and bought a product that generated test data. Oh yeah...that was project. Code up some shit to generate fake data for testing applications.
Never heard anything about the situation ever again. I was put on other projects for the next couple of years. My boss never said a thing to me about it.
This might have nothing to do with anything but I and cripple dude were the only whites on the team. Rest were street shitters.
EDIT: It just occurred to me I just wrote up an entire story that has nothing to do with Agile being a shit frame work. It is though.
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