I had a HP printer/scanner thing... It used to work fine, then one day I went to scan something and it demanded that I create a cloud based account that would manage all my scanned documents. This is not some fancy network based printer, just a fucking USB printer/scanner. They can fuck right off if they think they will have me send everything I scan to them. That printer has now become a donor of small screws and springs (not many, as they don't make shit like they used to) and I will never buy a HP product again.