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[–] 11 pts 2y

Amazon thought that people were going to use Alexa as a conduit to make purchases.Turns out that all they want the thing to do is tell them the weather and play music.

I wonder what marketing genius thought people would buy stuff, price and sight unseen.

[–] 11 pts 2y (edited 2y)

Being the conspiracy theorist here, it's possible that Alexa wasn't supposed to be a money maker. Consider we live in a corporate feudalistic society and Alexa is, in fact a spy. Amazon's whining is to make us think it was made solely as a consumer bot of sort and it's all good because it's losing money. It's likely not the colossal failure we're being told. Also remember what's up is down in ClownWorld.

[–] 6 pts 2y (edited 2y)

It's pretty good passive surveillance, and I'm guessing .gov is propping it up in exchange for the data. Edit to add that also gathers lots of embarrassing/blackmail data. Very convenient if they need to tamp down a problem.

[–] 0 pt 2y

It's active.

[–] 5 pts 2y

I'm sure that there was a lot of drooling over the massive amounts of data people were going to feed it, but I bet that didn't happen as much as amazon wanted either.

People tell facebook their secrets because it's an interactive platform. Alexa, not so much.

[–] 2 pts 2y

Honestly, we all know that Alexa is bullshit. Is definitely a tiny spy. But, we already carry around a device that's always listening to us. Willingly. There are very few people who don't these days. I can't name a single one, personally.

[–] 2 pts 2y

I think amazon is willing to spend money to simply normalize alexa. It's showing up everywhere. Built into our TV's, thermostats, phones. It's hard to avoid it. Hopefully people wake up!

[–] 1 pt 2y

Good point, it may be a failure to sell more crap, but it sure has succeeded in permeating society.

[–] [deleted] 7 pts 2y

People also don't like being spied on.

[–] 3 pts 2y

Tell that to the drones that tell social media all their life's secrets.

[–] 2 pts 2y

I'm interested to see what the home assistant team comes up with this year. They focus on local under your control software and hardware for home automation.

The theme for 2023: the year of voice. https://www.home-assistant.io/blog/2022/12/20/year-of-voice/

[–] 3 pts 2y

Nevermind that but also how do you comparison shop in that scenario?

[–] 3 pts 2y

Just ask the AI for the best one.

(That is the answer inside their ridiculous paradigm.)

[–] 3 pts 2y

That's the thing, you can't. People don't want that, they want to see the product(s) and prices.

[–] 0 pt 2y

'Alexa bring up a price and image comparison with range of omg colors on muh 4k gaggle tv pleaz ?/'

[–] [deleted] 2 pts 2y

Maybe the idea was to tie it in with the Amazon basics line of shit electronics and knockoffs. I own an Amazon basic mini heater and it’s all but useless. If you put it in a box with your feet they won’t freeze and that’s about all I can say about it.

[–] 0 pt 2y

Space heaters are a horrible use of electricity to make heat. A hot plate with a brick on top would probably be better and wouldn't be much more of a fire hazard.

[–] 2 pts 2y

Most of you appear to be, as usual, missing the forest for the trees.

Disruptive tech iterates. Look no further than South Park's representation of Alexa in the new-ish Post-Pandemic Specials.

Once Alexa is AR/VR, this will all change.

[–] 2 pts 2y

You go ahead and put Alexa in your home and tell it all your secrets. I'll not watch South Park and keep my brain cells.

[–] 0 pt 2y

Oh. I see. You're one of those luke-warm IQ's that can't appreciate political nuance.

I'll spoil it for you, since your username is clearly accurate.

Alexa is a "virtual" person, who exists to replace female companionship for the neo-future soy beta mail (AKA, you), and constantly uses smug passive aggressive behavior to coerce people into buying more product.

It's fully relevant to what you're saying, but you have to posture like you're so smart for not consuming.

Children these days..

[–] 1 pt 2y

If it wasnt a globohomo wiretap (hey, why not wish for free beer too), it may have had some marginal utility as a dictation device. "Alexa add oregano to my cart". But that's pretty niche compared to a ¢50 notebook.

[–] 0 pt 2y

But it wasn't. Amazon thought that it would be a conduit to all things you. Turns out it's just a voice controlled iPod and egg timer.

[–] 1 pt 2y

Don't forget the income from spying.

[–] 3 pts 2y

I wonder what their expectations were? Did they believe everyone wanted to have a spy in their house AND would pay for the privilege to do so?

[–] 2 pts 2y

Will never have anything like that in my quarters. I do like HAL-2000 "Open the pod bay doors, Hal"

[–] 1 pt 2y

They have what was a state of the art AI. They programmed so much woke bullshit into it, and censored so many facts, now they have a simple computer program that automatically runs polls on twitter.

I wonder why they are losing money...

[–] 1 pt 2y

More than likely the data they collect spying on you and then sell is profitable as fuck and reported elsewhere so they can claim this is a “loss” via paper shuffle.

[–] 1 pt 2y

Good, I hope it dies.

[–] 0 pt 2y

We got a few of these things because famiky kept thinking I'll like it because I'm "into tech". I eventually gave in and hooked them up on a separate network so my wife can make video calls from the kitchen and use it as an intercom system. Also decent for keeping a grocery list.

For a company that should have a clue what kind of stuff we buy, and is listening to what we say, the Alexa couldn't be any farther off topic with their advertisements.

It constantly talks about Thursday night football during sportsball season, even though I haven't watched a game in years.

It advertises clothing fashions for everyone other than normal size white women.

The random news articles that come up are almost exclusively from CNN. At this point I almost think it's on purpose because of how often I've told Alexa to stop linking CNN articles.