San Fag's newly laid off population describes their job hunting to a low tier journalist on a paywalled piece.

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Twitter gave them three months pay. Says that's not adequate. In the real world you get zero. They've never had to work a day in their life.

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I've been at only one place that gave me a month's pay and that was a company ran by one guy and was already loaded and I think he legit felt bad for being unable to bill me out since I was doing off the wall DevOps shit that he wanted to stop doing and focus back on audits. Everywhere else has been vacation payout and 401k severance. That's called the real fucking world. These twitter 3 month's pay cocksuckers can fuck the right off with their "it's not enough" shit.

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You mean like a beta tester?

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Maybe they could learn to journalists or some shit.

Also, what the fuck is a "reliability engineer"?

They do things to try to make sure that things that do things don’t stop doing things. It’s another shithead example of another shithead “sOFtWaRe eNgiNEeR” kind of job.

To do the stultifying shit, companies look for people with zero creativity and zero motivation. The only kind of people who they find, and who will actually do that shit, are not very bright and not ambitious, and very conceited about their jobs.

In other words, they hire engineers.

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what the fuck is a "reliability engineer"?

It's a person that you are forced to hire, due to us.gov diversity policies, for the purpose of going back over and fixing all of the stupid shit that the diversity hires did. Before this, we simply hire White Men, who, through a combination of basic competence, and sheer pride in their work, could be reliably expected to do it right the first time, or catch and fix their mistakes themselves. Which is why companies like Boeing used to make airplanes.

This is how you get shit like the Boeing 737 Max. Designed by Sanjay Gupta, with his aerospace engineering degree from the University of Mumbai, and his cousin, who is working on the control software, all checked by their cousin, the "reliability engineer". Now the only thing they do reliably is fall out of the sky, but you're not allowed to say why because, "Raycism!"

As for the lay-offs? Fuck 'em. They were hired to replace Whites back when the companies were fat and could afford to carry a bunch of dead weight. Now lean times are coming and that H1B visa means shit. Suddenly competence is back on the table.

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This has to be the best answer I have ever read. Good show.

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