I honestly thought it was satire being so woke and pervasive but no it's real and it's expensive. Paying for the right to have your privacy removed is just baffling. Wall-E and the iPod had a baby(https://www.amazon.com/Introducing-Amazon-Astro/dp/B078NSDFSB/ref=sr_1_6?crid=1R2RA3UDAMMTB&keywords=astro&qid=1661095561&sprefix=astro%2Caps%2C178&sr=8-6) seems like shag carpet is going to be your best defense.