Realized the government was spying using smartphones in 1999 and never bought one. I won't pay someone to spy on me with an overpriced phone plan on top of hundreds of dollars to buy one so I can be tracked in real time.

Fuck that shit, I call to order pizza to go so it's ready and I used to call taxi's. I never used one for dating since all the sluts in my area were all being fake hotties and trapping dumb men with babies and child support so that also was planned avoidance so I wouldn't add responsibilities and bills to my already to tiring life of work/slavery for low wages so I can pay for some womans spawn of Satan aka bastard child.