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[–] 3 pts 3y

At least get an Alexa/Echo, and a smart TV, else girls will think you're weird, bro

[–] 2 pts 3y

"Alexa - record this conversation, she's consenting to sexy time"

[–] 1 pt 3y

(5 minutes later)...'Alexa, play 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' by The Smiths

[–] 1 pt 3y

My sweetheart doesn't want to be spied on, either. Thank the Lord she's got a brain.

[–] 2 pts 3y

she's got a brain

She might be a dude, better check out the genitalia

[–] 1 pt 3y

What if it's a feminine penis?