Could this be the great comeback of the "toothbrush" style mustache?

Yeah, the whole point of shaving in the first place had to do with grooming to prevent spread of disease.
Too bad it went too far under the likes of Walt Disney, who fetishized young men and paraded them around like little pets.

Oh good. Hipsters are doomed.

I always shave, my face feels itchy if I don't, and I dislike that. Maybe if I lived out in the woods during winter or something like that.