I gave up my cellphone years before the damn things got anywhere near as smart as they currently are. Best move I ever made in my entire life. No more constipation inducing ringing from my pants pockets when they're down by my ankles, among other problems. Now I only give out a voicemail number as a deadbox to help me filter out time wasting parasites and businesses looking to waste my time.
I gave up my cellphone years before the damn things got anywhere near as smart as they currently are. Best move I ever made in my entire life. No more constipation inducing ringing from my pants pockets when they're down by my ankles, among other problems. Now I only give out a voicemail number as a deadbox to help me filter out time wasting parasites and businesses looking to waste my time.
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