He may not be able to buy it. But he can bribe

For what? His shitty software? Hoards of niggers in Africa running from UN workers trying to vax them? His daddy teaching him the ways of the birth control industry? Hanging out with kids at Epstein's Pedophile Isle?

EDIT: Now that I think about it those are pretty good qualifications. It seems like only the best of the best pieces of shit get a Nobel Peace Prize.