Liptell. *Noun*: The ballistic streaks of sugar on an otherwise dry teaspoon left by sucking the coffee from the spoon by the last person who sweetened their hot beverage and jammed the spoon back in the fucking sugar without washing or even wiping it clean. The sugar clings to the spoon in a pattern unique to the moisture left behind by the lip bumps of the sucker. A way to identify the culprit of bad hygiene. *Verb*: To liptell. Using someones unique sucking marks on a spoon to identify them. *Use in a sentence*: "Hey you motherfucker, If I ever catch you putting that spoon back in the sugarbowl again without washing it, you'll have a whole new *liptell* to worry about."