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Liptell.

Noun: The ballistic streaks of sugar on an otherwise dry teaspoon left by sucking the coffee from the spoon by the last person who sweetened their hot beverage and jammed the spoon back in the fucking sugar without washing or even wiping it clean. The sugar clings to the spoon in a pattern unique to the moisture left behind by the lip bumps of the sucker. A way to identify the culprit of bad hygiene.

Verb: To liptell. Using someones unique sucking marks on a spoon to identify them.

Use in a sentence: "Hey you motherfucker, If I ever catch you putting that spoon back in the sugarbowl again without washing it, you'll have a whole new liptell to worry about."

Liptell. *Noun*: The ballistic streaks of sugar on an otherwise dry teaspoon left by sucking the coffee from the spoon by the last person who sweetened their hot beverage and jammed the spoon back in the fucking sugar without washing or even wiping it clean. The sugar clings to the spoon in a pattern unique to the moisture left behind by the lip bumps of the sucker. A way to identify the culprit of bad hygiene. *Verb*: To liptell. Using someones unique sucking marks on a spoon to identify them. *Use in a sentence*: "Hey you motherfucker, If I ever catch you putting that spoon back in the sugarbowl again without washing it, you'll have a whole new *liptell* to worry about."

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[–] • 2 pts

Sniglets?

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Came here to say that. I loved Sniglets. Bought all of Rich Hall's books of those.

Two that stuck in my mind.

Wondracide - The act of murdering a piece of bread with a knife and cold butter.

Carperpetuation - Running the vacuum back and forth and back and forth over a piece of lint hoping it will pick up.

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I have a few of those books laying around, time to find them.

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Hope you have better luck than I did. Looked on all the shelves and they're not there. Goodness knows where I put them. They came out in the 80's so they might still be packed away from when we moved, (30 years ago☺).

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Nah. That's already taken. It refers to the happy continence on a baby nigger's face the first time they see a White person. Often used by Swedish missionary girls when they enter a tribal African village with 300 children and 6 adults. "Look at all those cute little sniglets."

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I was thinking more along the lines of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniglet

I guess I'm old.

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I remember that, but just barely. All these young whippersnappers wouldn't have a clue.

We need a sub for made up words... s/sniglets, if you will.

I nominate you for the Owner/Mod.

lol.... get to work you stupidbird.