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Liptell.

Noun: The ballistic streaks of sugar on an otherwise dry teaspoon left by sucking the coffee from the spoon by the last person who sweetened their hot beverage and jammed the spoon back in the fucking sugar without washing or even wiping it clean. The sugar clings to the spoon in a pattern unique to the moisture left behind by the lip bumps of the sucker. A way to identify the culprit of bad hygiene.

Verb: To liptell. Using someones unique sucking marks on a spoon to identify them.

Use in a sentence: "Hey you motherfucker, If I ever catch you putting that spoon back in the sugarbowl again without washing it, you'll have a whole new liptell to worry about."

Liptell. *Noun*: The ballistic streaks of sugar on an otherwise dry teaspoon left by sucking the coffee from the spoon by the last person who sweetened their hot beverage and jammed the spoon back in the fucking sugar without washing or even wiping it clean. The sugar clings to the spoon in a pattern unique to the moisture left behind by the lip bumps of the sucker. A way to identify the culprit of bad hygiene. *Verb*: To liptell. Using someones unique sucking marks on a spoon to identify them. *Use in a sentence*: "Hey you motherfucker, If I ever catch you putting that spoon back in the sugarbowl again without washing it, you'll have a whole new *liptell* to worry about."

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[–] • 1 pt

Nah. That's already taken. It refers to the happy continence on a baby nigger's face the first time they see a White person. Often used by Swedish missionary girls when they enter a tribal African village with 300 children and 6 adults. "Look at all those cute little sniglets."

[–] • 2 pts

I was thinking more along the lines of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniglet

I guess I'm old.

[–] • 1 pt

I remember that, but just barely. All these young whippersnappers wouldn't have a clue.

We need a sub for made up words... s/sniglets, if you will.

I nominate you for the Owner/Mod.

lol.... get to work you stupidbird.

[–] • 1 pt

I already mod too many subs. You'll need to get AOU to lift the mod cap.