Like all ethnically homeless Americans, much of my family is oddly obsessed with genealogy.
Found out I am a direct descendant of this nigger
Piercing eyes!
the fourth of six children
Those were the days.
and only son
Nothing to forge a man like growing up among five sisters. :)
If you want to know a cool, very obscure, American fact, look up Emperor Norton, first and only Emperor of North America and the Protectorate of Mexico.
He ended the Civil War and declared John C. Breckenridge president instead of Lincoln.
You're yanking my chain... I'd love to get all into that but it's after midnight and I've got to get up today to go to my ex-job. Let's pick this up when I can keep both eyes open at a time, ok?