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Just kidding.

Too much tequila.

Poal should have a "Fake Death" ..subredit ..subverse? ..subpolar? site where we can post fake celebrity deaths. I'd like to report on thousands of them. It could be cathartic in these trying times.

Hillary Clinton Dead in Haitian Hurricane Disaster!

Rapper L'il Gold Teeth Shot Dead in Chicago Gang Violence.

Howie Mandell Found Dead in what's being Called a 'Fisting Accident'.

Rob Tibbetts Dead at the Age of 59 After Choking on an Enchilada.

lol. (give me some of your best FAKE DEATH headlines).

Dr Anthony Fauci is Reported Dead when a Micro Meteor from Space Struck Him in the Head Earlier Today.

Jimmy Carter was found Dead this Morning at 'Coffins for Humanity', his Latest Project in the War Against Poverty.

Former Police Officer Derek Chauvin Found Dead in his Prison Cell. The Suspect's Name is Only Given as 'Neil'.

President Harris Dead in the Oval Office. The Only Comment from the White House Coroner was 'Her Throat was Full of Cocks'.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Death is Now Being Attributed to COVID-18; an Early Form of the Current Plague.

Excessive Ear Wax is Listed as the Cause of Death of Nancy Pelosi, the Former Speaker of the House.

Styxhexenhammer666 was Found Dead Today in What Only Can be Called 'A Shop of Horrors'.

Dateline: July 20, 2031... Buzz Aldrin, the 2nd Man on the Moon was Found Alive Today in His Wisconsin Home. His Only Comment was 'Go Fuck Yourself.'

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Just kidding. Too much tequila. Poal should have a "Fake Death" ..subredit ..subverse? ..subpolar? site where we can post fake celebrity deaths. I'd like to report on thousands of them. It could be cathartic in these trying times. *Hillary Clinton Dead in Haitian Hurricane Disaster!* *Rapper L'il Gold Teeth Shot Dead in Chicago Gang Violence.* *Howie Mandell Found Dead in what's being Called a 'Fisting Accident'.* *Rob Tibbetts Dead at the Age of 59 After Choking on an Enchilada.* lol. (give me some of your best FAKE DEATH headlines). *Dr Anthony Fauci is Reported Dead when a Micro Meteor from Space Struck Him in the Head Earlier Today.* *Jimmy Carter was found Dead this Morning at 'Coffins for Humanity', his Latest Project in the War Against Poverty.* *Former Police Officer Derek Chauvin Found Dead in his Prison Cell. The Suspect's Name is Only Given as 'Neil'.* *President Harris Dead in the Oval Office. The Only Comment from the White House Coroner was 'Her Throat was Full of Cocks'.* *Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Death is Now Being Attributed to COVID-18; an Early Form of the Current Plague.* *Excessive Ear Wax is Listed as the Cause of Death of Nancy Pelosi, the Former Speaker of the House.* *Styxhexenhammer666 was Found Dead Today in What Only Can be Called 'A Shop of Horrors'.* *Dateline: July 20, 2031... Buzz Aldrin, the 2nd Man on the Moon was Found Alive Today in His Wisconsin Home. His Only Comment was 'Go Fuck Yourself.'*

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YOU Bastard. I was just getting ready to read the comments with delight and do my own pissing on the grave of this libtard fuck. So to use the parlance SO well spoken on POAL...FUCK YOU.

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I can't wait to see that fuck dead.

Sorry to disappoint.

But please, piss on that nigger anyway. He eats baby foreskins, so he may outlive us both.

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When I think of the un funny nebbish kike fucks that rule late night now I am ALWAYS reminded that its THIS pissy little prancing fairy and his bald headed fucking slimy sidekick that STARTED all that

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I no longer watch any of those faggots... those jew puppets. ...those nigger-worshipers. Fuck them. Fuck their jew sports.

If this is what America stands for, then FUCK AMERICA.

I fly the flag of the United States of America, 1790. America and Canada were both created by diversity. Diversity of White people from the diverse countries of Europe.

The fucking jews changed all that in 1965 with Hart-Cellar.

McCarthy was right. David Duke is right. These jews must be removed from our society like cancer.

Cut them out. Rip them from the body politic.

Fuck jews. Fuck Israel. I talked to GOD ALMIGHTY this afternoon. HE said "FUCK THEM JEWS."

What more proof do you need?

edit: I did talk to God this afternoon, but there was no reply. I'm pretty sure He would say FUCK THEM JEWS, though. Even God has had enough of these kikes.

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That’s some funny stuff, you should keep drinking, I can’t wait to see what comes next!

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No, no! I can't.

Drinking is detrimental to your health.

edit: 'funny' like what? did you just call me a motherfucker?

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This is not about my health. It’s about your creativity and tequila, you can’t choose neither, it’s both. It’s what the world needs, do your duty!

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I sort of remember something like that on reddit. It never took off.

Forgive me AOU and stupidbird... I've probably had too much to drink. (but i spelled probabaly right, didn't I?)

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No worries. Don't go too heavy. It's fun only if you remember.

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Remember?

remember what? ...what are you implying?

Are you calling me a mother fucker?

Cause if you are, I swear to god I'll hunt you down. I have been trained in special ops within the top elite services of the FEDERAL UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TOP SECRET OPERATIONS! How fucking dare you call me a mother fucker.

Just because she was already dying at 85 years old and I tried to bring a little joy into her life is no reason to call me a mother fucker.

Capiche?

(lol)

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You’re onto something with that. Maybe even incorporate a celebrity death pool too.

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Rob Reiner found Dead Today with 25 thousand Baby Foreskins up His Ass. Hollywood Police are Searching for the Little Fucking Boys Responsible for this Tragedy.

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"Tragedy today as former president Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves."

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

That's greatness!

At Last, Someone gets it!

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I can't take credit. It's from back in the days when SNL was good(youtube.com)

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I always thought he was a jew. Turns out he’s Presbyterian. Weird. He even looks kikey.

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Conan O'Brien found dead in Haiti, drowned in roadside canal used as open air sewer in country literally full of shitholes.