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Disney involved so expect the introduction of fun new characters like Jamal Skywalker, fresh and streetwise young jedi with hiphop flare but also is a math genius and has sex with all the female crew much to everyone' delight.

Also there will be Capt Jane-Luc Picard, gender-fluid pilot, who reminds viewers that sometimes if it looks like a penis, works like a penis, functions like a penis it is none the less a vagina, with the crew heartily agreeing that anyone who thinks otherwise is bigotted member of the alliance.

Oh and who can forget Varsha Gupta, here to put a little spicey brown into the browncoats while teaching Mal that his kind are old and outdated and it's a beautiful brown lesbian leading the Serenity now!

Can't wait!

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FaggotFly. Never liked that show.

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An animated series defeats the entire purpose of the series. I will not be watching.

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I'd like to definitively say I won't be but I'm gonna episode 1 and be heart broken. I think I like abuse sometimes.

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I'd like to definitively say I won't be but I'm gonna episode 1 and be heart broken. I think I like abuse sometimes.

That was my original plan too, but I decided to skip Step 1 and move right to Step 2.