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Biden clarifies that student loan forgiveness will only be for people with completely worthless degrees like 'Gender Studies'

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The EU’s drug watchdog is warning of 'mild cases of slow and excrutiatingly painful death' possibly related to AstraZeneca and J&J vaccines

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New York rabbi arrested for selling thousands of foreskins on Craigslist

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Biden Announces He Has Natural Immunity To The Constitution

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CDC Says Men Can Now Safely Use The Urinal Right Next To Another Guy’s Urinal

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Covert Navy SEAL Team Really Starting To Regret Wearing These Pride Month Uniforms

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Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden

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Civilization VII To Include 'Bidenomics' Tech Tree Upgrade Where Inflation Ruins Everything And Eggs Go Up To $12

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Infrastructure Bill Includes Capitol Building Expansion To Hold All The Pfizer Lobbyists

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Babylon Bee: Husband Fights Patriarchy By Letting Wife Change Car Tire

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John Kerry Praises Haitian Cannibals' Efforts To Reduce Humanity's Carbon Footprint

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Tim Walz’s Dog Endorses Trump

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'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him | The Babylon Bee

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Man Wins $12mil Settlement From Golden Corral. Popular Buffet Chain Had Kicked Him Out After He Devoured 75lbs Of Food

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Disney Punches Back At Ron DeSantis By Changing Height Requirements For All Rides To 6 Feet

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Bud Light Announces Genius Comeback Plan To Wait Until Everyone Who Hates Them Dies Of Old Age

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‘Stop Foreigners Meddling In Our Elections!’ Says Party Inviting Foreigners To Meddle In Elections

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Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese

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Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower

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‘A Fetus Should Not Be Treated Like A Human,’ Says Woman With Cat Named Dave That Wears A Sweater

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Professors Say Proper Grammar Is Racist. This Is Why Their Wrong

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In Huge Black Friday Deal, Dyson Vacuum On Sale For Just $7,000

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‘We’re throwing in the towel’: The Babylon Bee makes an important announcement about future coverage of Joe Biden

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Nation Wishes We Had Our Own Oil We Could Dig Up With Big Machines And Then Transport Around With Some Kind Of Pipeline

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Family Unsure If Watching Beautiful Meteor Shower Or Just Boeing Plane

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