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Elon Musk buys Twitter for $600B to label all CDC tweets as misinformation

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Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human | The Babylon Bee

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Public Educators Warn Low Literacy Rates May Prevent Kids From Reading About Gay Sex

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Proud Mayor Lets His Entire City Burn To The Ground Just To Make Trump Look Bad | The Babylon Bee

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Rat Colony Beneath D.C. Disgusted To Find City Infested With Politicians

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Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer

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Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration

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Biden Drops Support For Pro-Palestine Protestors After Realizing How Bad Their Hair Smells

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Genius Trump Nominates Joe Biden To Supreme Court Forcing Dems To Accuse Him Of Sexual Assault | The Babylon Bee

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The Babylon Bee on Twitter: "Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN

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Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then

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‘Fly, My Pretties,’ Says Jeff Bezos Releasing Swarm Of Amazon Drones To Hunt Down Nude Photos

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Tesla Owner Repents And Vows To Vote Democrat After Having Car Torched

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CDC Director Now Says To Just Do Whatever Texas Did 12 Months Ago

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Democrats Propose Building Wall To Keep White Immigrants Out

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Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

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WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million

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Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping | The Babylon Bee

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FBI Discovers Building Full Of Dangerous Extremists Organizing Acts Of Terror Across Country.

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DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money

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Kamala Disappointed To Learn President In Hospice Is Just Carter

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What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for!

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Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

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Casino Claims Slot Machines Aren't Rigged, Just 'Fortified'.

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Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen

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