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Old Man By Pond Starting To Suspect Ducks Only Like Him For His Food

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Pro Tip: Skip Out On Black Friday Deals And Just Hold Out For The Next Peaceful Protest

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Just Hours After Being Placed In Cuomo's Possession, Emmy Statue Dies Of COVID

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Kids In Your Community May Be Homeschooled: Know The Warning Signs

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Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism

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Australians Show Us How to Treat an Anti-Masker

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State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers To Provide Prison Space For Families Celebrating Thanksgiving | The Babylon Bee

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After Fending Off Pandemic Challenger, Planned Parenthood Retains Title For Most Americans Killed In 2020

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Hunter Biden Arrives At White House Dressed As Turkey In Hopes Of Being Pardoned By Trump

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Mysterious Orange-Haired Vigilante Smuggles Thousands Of Beer Kegs Into Prohibition-Era Pennsylvania

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Governor Newsom Orders Police To Go Door To Door Arresting Anyone Not Depressed And Alone

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Biden Nominates Fidel Castro As Treasury Secretary

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Walmart Thanks Government For Completely Obliterating Their Small Business Competition

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CNN Condemns Trump Rallies As 'Physically Peaceful But Morally Violent'

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Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts

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Democrats Push To Keep Schools Closed So Kids Will Be Dumb Enough To Accept Socialism

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'We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,' Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab Coat

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NRA Presents Biden With Prestigious 'Gun Salesman Of The Month' Award

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New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near

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‘We Had Half the Population Covering their Faces Pre-Covid,’ Brag Saudis

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Hard-Working Plumber Looking Forward To Paying For His Neighbor’s Gender Studies Degree

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Portland Denny's Unveils World's First Legal Spinach & Meth Omelet

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Disney Edits Controversial Mandalorian Scene So Baby Yoda Just Eats An Unborn Baby

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Chicago Mayor Limits Gatherings To Ten People Unless You're Involved In A Drive-By

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Pink-Haired Gavin Newsom Attends Lavish Dinner Ahead Of California's 1st Annual Hunger Games

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