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In an hilarious parody ad that is going viral, a fictional company called ‘Don’t Cry Cryo’ is offering to cryogenically freeze panicking leftists who can’t cope with president Trump’s election victory and wake them up after it’s all over.

The AI created ad, produced by Newzy, asks “are you distraught by the recent presidential election?” and offers to help, announcing “our expert team of cryogenic care providers can cryogenically freeze you until the Trump presidency is over.”

“No more crying, no more anxiety attacks, just blissful sleep until Trump is gone,” the ad further promises,” adding “it will be like his presidency never even happened.”

They even offer a JD Vance add on package!

There are more twists and turns in the ad, but we won’t give it all away.

Enjoy!

Video Only (twitter.com)

Source (zerohedge.com)

>In an hilarious parody ad that is going viral, a fictional company called ‘Don’t Cry Cryo’ is offering to cryogenically freeze panicking leftists who can’t cope with president Trump’s election victory and wake them up after it’s all over. >The AI created ad, produced by Newzy, asks “are you distraught by the recent presidential election?” and offers to help, announcing “our expert team of cryogenic care providers can cryogenically freeze you until the Trump presidency is over.” >“No more crying, no more anxiety attacks, just blissful sleep until Trump is gone,” the ad further promises,” adding “it will be like his presidency never even happened.” >They even offer a JD Vance add on package! >There are more twists and turns in the ad, but we won’t give it all away. >Enjoy! [Video Only](https://twitter.com/i/status/1856719517348458842) [Source](https://www.zerohedge.com/political/company-offers-cryogenically-freeze-leftists-four-years)
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(small print) No guarantee of being revived, apply at your own risk. Also, procedure will only be conducted in Canada.

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If there's no bounty on them I'm not interested. No one is going to pay credits for a frozen faggot.

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Wheres the vid? Doesnt show on the page.

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