What ai fucking gibberish is this: “Jump singer Madonna” “This is Madge's first full album release in seven years, and was already anticipated after its predecessor gave Madonna some of her biggest hits.”

Who the fuck is Madge?

“But the star of the show was Madge herself, who flaunted her physique in a tight-fitting pink corset dress”

Wait headline says Madonna was in that.

Is Madge actually Madonna?

“Grindr edition” degenerate cunt.

“Madonna left fans speechless after she turned up as a surprise guest for Sabrina Carpenter during her Coachella set.”

So that ain’t taking about Sabrina, so who’s Madge?

Ai to the rescue. Madge=madonna. Some tabloid shit. I don’t follow Madonna, haven’t listened since the immaculate collection. But since papa don preach in grade school, I ain’t never her her called Madge.

You lost me at Daily Star.

I never understood the draw for this sperm dump slut show. Maybe it was a "strong independent women" thing, but if that was the case why wasn't someone like Cyndi Lauper the bigger act? I didn't really care for either one of them but Cyndi clearly had/still has 10x the talent and 100x the class. I wonder what it means that women would rather idolize a whore than the less promiscuous persona with more talent and class.

Shout out to "Captain" Lou Albano.