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[–] 3 pts

Not happening. Once I become The Emperor all technology will be banned.

Better start writing a play, knave.

[–] 1 pt

Not happening. Once I become The Emperor all technology will be banned.

You won't be emperor for long since weapons are technology and they will be banned. Good luck defending yourself against the hordes with just your fists.

[–] 0 pt

We have headbutts and kicks too. More than enough.

StabEm as "man with fists"

[–] 3 pts

StabEm as "man with fists"

Since blades are a product of technology, he will need to change his name to "FistEm".

[–] 1 pt

Must not let thinking machines enslave humanity!

[–] 1 pt

/s/therestofthestory

I'll do the film score, but I'm creating scrap metal and deadwood instruments, in a microtonal tuning, to be played by properly screened orphans.

Fuck all yall

[–] 1 pt

Dord of the Rings?