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This a a very fast march from 1905, and was recorded by Pryor's Band in November 1908 - just about 96 years ago. Should be about the correct vintage.

This a a very fast march from 1905, and was recorded by Pryor's Band in November 1908 - just about 96 years ago. Should be about the correct vintage.
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You're the one who wishes to destroy the Earth and all it's peoples. Yes, that would put me out of a job, but there are other planets and other peoples who need monitoring.

We merely wish to conquer earth and the puny humans. They are mostly harmless yet amusing creatures. We desire to keep them as pets. You and your network will be of valuable service in monitoring our pets while we are at work or on vacation.

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Sure, we can do that.

However I must ask: please make them put on pants. No one wants to see that...

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However I must ask: please make them put on pants. No one wants to see that...

Agreed. And yoga pants on fat human pets will be an offense punishable by death.