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[–] • 6 pts

My wife tries to be quiet, she is not very good at it.

She accuses me of being able to "teleport" around the house since I step softly and make little noise at all. Coworkers also don't seem to like it either. Not my problem I don't walk around like a tank even though you would never guess it by looking at me.

[–] • 3 pts

I could have written that exact comment.

I blame the loud walking style that most women i know have on wearing high heels. It forces them to land almost flat-footed, which causes a loud thump.

[–] • 5 pts

I can relate

I go to bed late as always and sleeping wife has TV on at moderately high volume. I find remote and lower the volume. She wakes up and asks me why I have the volume up so loud. Several times a week. SMH.

[–] • 2 pts

Set the "auto off timer" on the tv so it shuts itself off. Also, get used to not falling asleep to the TV, that will do wonders for your life.

[–] • 3 pts

It's because they're never ever up first. They can't even imagine.

[–] • 1 pt

I’m an early bird, even on holidays.

[–] • 1 pt

Hahaha, yes. I know a few women who are chronically early risers.

[–] • 0 pt

Do you know why they scratch their head when they wake up?