What, you don't want coffee with your shots of gay?
FFS, I bet that some freak out there has dropped a "gender pill" into a few coffees to "own the right" or something. Prove me wrong. You know this has happened at least once.
One of my coworkers goes to the "Coffee with Gay" place and orders coffee with a dozen different ingredients, and then gets it cold.
Not only is it mostly sugar at that point, drinking cold coffee automatically earns you a place in hell.
What do you have against cold brew?