Any day now someone is going to "invent" this new "green" device for drying clothes and launch a kickturd, except it will be have an app and require solar cells for the leds and humidity sensor. Then, 30 million dollars will disappear and they will blame the oil industry for sabotaging the project.

Egad! You've killed trees to create this unsustainable contraption! Don't you know that every tree cut down takes five minutes off the earth's life? Global warming is going to come kick your ass buddy. Then we'll see what you think of the sun.