Mrs. Duck is a killer cook/chef. In almost 37 years of marriage, there was only one meal that was bad. She served it up, we started eating, she said "This isn't very good, is it?", and I responded ”No, it isn't”, and proceeded to clean my plate. If we'd had a pot to piss in at the time, we would have thrown it out and ordered a pizza - but alas. To this day, that dinner is known as "The White Meal": pork chops, cauliflower and hash browns - all of them way overcooked. Timing is everything...