Bullshit. Those are rhino eggs, everyone knows that.
I'll need to drive out there to inspect it closely. First, I'll need to change the air in my tires from summer air to winter air, and I had better top up my blinker fluid.
Better stock up on dehydrated water too...you may get thirsty on the way.
I have a stash of that around here somewhere, but I can't find it because my solar powered flashlight keeps turning off as soon as I go indoors for some reason.