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Where's the plane going?
Where's the plane going?
Down. No one is riding 8 hours on a 717/MD-80.
Down. No one is riding 8 hours on a 717/MD-80.
2, no question. You could talk shit to/with everyone.
2, no question. You could talk shit to/with everyone.
Who's the guy left to #2?
Who's the guy left to #2?
Have no clue, honestly.
Have no clue, honestly.
Pinochet (spelling fail?)...he became a dictator, gave commies free helicopter rides, then gave control back to the people.
Pinochet (spelling fail?)...he became a dictator, gave commies free helicopter rides, then gave control back to the people.
Looked it up, it is him, good spot.
Looked it up, it is him, good spot.
No.7 is so rigged, you have the chain-smoking hoarse bragger next to you who won't let you speak to Hitler, plus they will be busy squabbling the entire flight. And just to make it worse, you have the jew rat spitting on you from behind. On No.9, Habib will set your hair on fire. Even on No.5 you'll get pierced by a 2m katana together with Mao midflight.
No.7 is so rigged, you have the chain-smoking hoarse bragger next to you who won't let you speak to Hitler, plus they will be busy squabbling the entire flight. And just to make it worse, you have the jew rat spitting on you from behind. On No.9, Habib will set your hair on fire. Even on No.5 you'll get pierced by a 2m katana together with Mao midflight.
My gut is going with #6. I don't know who the other guy is, but Tito doesn't seem as bad as Bin Laden or Mao, let alone Bibi and his circus.
My gut is going with #6. I don't know who the other guy is, but Tito doesn't seem as bad as Bin Laden or Mao, let alone Bibi and his circus.
Maybe 9 or 10. Hard to decide between entertaining choices.
Maybe 9 or 10. Hard to decide between entertaining choices.
10 for me. My only hesitation would be if Bibi's seat can go 180 backwards so Trump can suck his dick.
10 for me. My only hesitation would be if Bibi's seat can go 180 backwards so Trump can suck his dick.
I don’t think Putin would tolerate that kind of faggotry.
I don’t think Putin would tolerate that kind of faggotry.
I guess number 7, I've got some duct tape for Stalin so I finally maybe hear the other half of the WW2 story.
I guess number 7, I've got some duct tape for Stalin so I finally maybe hear the other half of the WW2 story.
I'll choose the pilot's seat.
I'll choose the pilot's seat.
I'm thinking 2?
Seat 7 won't get any food or drink.
I'm thinking 2?
Seat 7 won't get any food or drink.
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