That's a trick question, because Uncle A was the one who set the room on fire, and he's already escaped.
... Meh. <leaves without saving anyone>
Should I even bother trying? Half of them will kill themselves and a third already did.
Those other three seem to have something in common.
I would save the old photo of the Fuehrer.
Duh...
Hitler all the way. Can I give some advice while I'm there?
Captcha. Select all images of moral men.
Assuming they're all alive, I'd grab Hitler. The guy would be over 100 years old, they're no way he's rushing out of a burning building on his own.
We could actually learn something constructive from Adolf. The others, not so much. I don’t need to learn how to be a little bitch.
I would have to save the only victim here, clearly being held against his will. Poor little Adi must be saved.
None. I'm not risking getting burnt for any of them. Hitler was right about the jews and he built an amazing economy, but he is no saint...
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