I mean it's a gay af hold but if you get the other guys dick in your mouth your basically holding his sausage hostage

(On ground fighting) "MMA looks like two gay guys having sex, and then out of nowhere, one of 'em realizes he's not gay"

-Artie Lange

I never liked jiu jitsu or any "rolling" martial arts. My idea of ground fighting is to kick them in the head if they try to get up to fight again after I've knocked them down.