Funny story, just moments ago I’m at the pharmacy. Little old lady at the counter taking way too long. Eh whatever, she’s old. Turns around and says shabbat shalom to the guy behind her, he gets the dafuk look on his face. I resist the urge to quote lemmongrab,” put you in my oven!”

Two words

"Fuck", and "yes".

Btw Mel is aspburgers. He sees the truth, and has no filter.

I've been laughing about this all day. Everytime I log on and see this post even in passing, I have to keep myself from laughing

haha you blinked

Best post I've seen this evening.

Love me some Crazy Mel. It makes more sense if you flip your phone 180.