Ahhhh a little of the ol Untraviolence eh? Please check with Malcom McDowell first. I believe he holds the rights to ALL Ultraviolence .

I’ve never heard “I’m going to empty a magazine in the dark” before.

Those are almost all laugh out loud funny to me.

Don't say 6AM? Time to get ready for work!

Instead say 6AM? Time to get ready to cleanse the US from scum!