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... aaand he fails his saving throw too. Of course.

... aaand he fails his saving throw too. Of course.

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Then he rolls another 1. You lose the war. There is a recount and the media declares he rolled a 20 and actually won.

Next he rolls a potato. You start a land war in china.

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... and the media declares he rolled a 20 and actually won.

While you can plainly see Ukraine in flames right behind them.

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It was a mostly peaceful war.

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Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Russian when Winter is on.

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It's fine, Russian tanks don't work in mud.

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meanwhile the Orcs he left in charge of his castle just burnt it down while trying to cook a chicken, and the elves have had enough of paying for his shit.

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Brandon might be messing with everyone. He is afterall the most successful and popular President of all time. He's married to a doctor. He and his son made millions in the Ukraine illegally. There probably won't be war, just typical mirrors while they scrub evidence. Hunter is a daddy crackhead now.

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This is what Hitler tried to do.

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This is what Hitler tried to do.

and Napoleon

also Charles XII of Sweden

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Good thing 141 IQ Bidet is making with the smarts.

Hey now, we have shitty cold ass winter here too. No shortage of men who can kick ass in the cold. They just ain't in our military...

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Don't forget to not get the sniffle. Wouldn't want to get hurt in a war.