From your ginger twat you derp-eyed bitch.

I bet it smells like the unwashed dicks of a thousand dwarves.

All the dwarves in moria died of STDs after one drunken night she visited the tavern there.

The ones that didn't immediately die, turned into goblins.

Only the balrog remained untainted.

Next, she’ll be selling her farts in jars.

I never understood the appeal behind blonde hair, its always been icky to me.

And she gave him three...