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As a Florida man, I sooo want this to be true, but it isn’t. Sorry for the Snopes link…. They are usually bullshit when it comes to politics, but in this case they are correct.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alligator-rape-arrest/
Although these did actually happen..
https://notallowedto.com/florida-man-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-forcing-alligator-drink-beer-1463693
As a Florida man, I sooo want this to be true, but it isn’t. Sorry for the Snopes link…. They are usually bullshit when it comes to politics, but in this case they are correct.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alligator-rape-arrest/
Although these did actually happen..
https://notallowedto.com/florida-man-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-forcing-alligator-drink-beer-1463693
your snopes link is to an entirely different case than the one i linked to. also, the punishment for posting snopes in any context is eating a bullet, so get to it.
your snopes link is to an entirely different case than the one i linked to. also, the punishment for posting snopes in any context is eating a bullet, so get to it.
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