I wonder if some of them are made out of literal ground chicken-wing meat. As a kid, very young, I remember getting "boneless wings," from a restaurant and they straight-up brought me wings... like, legit wings, that had somehow been de-boned. I think they pulled the skin off, took the bones out, and stuffed the meat back in. That shit was good, from what I remember. Any normal human who isn't a child should be ashamed of ordering boneless wings almost as much as they should be for not knowing how to kill, dress, and cook a whole chicken.

Don't shit on tendies.