I actually did this at a party once. There were two gay dudes at my house and one was like "get your hands out of your pants or I'll kick you in the nuts". And they were giggling about it so I decided it would be funny to kick him in the nuts. And then they got all serious and angsty and the other was like "just... Just look at the alcohol on the table okay? Don't freak out. He's just drinking" and I was laughing my ass off. He didn't like me anymore after that. But my friends said it was funny and he was a prick. It was one of my friends girlfriends friends, these liberal chicks love collecting gay people like pokemon cards. It's so weird.