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(stolen from Reddit)

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I mean, is nobody going to comment on how profoundly stupid the question is, by itself?

Explosive propelled weaponry wouldn't be invented for another 8 or 9 centuries, let alone AR-15s.

But you say: "Oh, that's obvious. It could have been any weapon. The point was Christ didn't own any."

First of all, just because it isn't specified doesn't mean he didn't. Perhaps Christ would have defended his home with a frame saw or an iron nail. That's not really the point.

The point is, if Christ didn't have any weapons, it's because he was the Son of God, and he came to die. Christ didn't tell anybody else to sell their weapons to the Roman centurions or to hand over their swords to the Pharisees because nobody ever needed one.

God's plan required a whip, a crown of thorns, nails, a cross, and a spear.

[–] 5 pts

But you say: "Oh, that's obvious. It could have been any weapon. The point was Christ didn't own any."

Christ told his fucking followers to sell their clothes in order to buy swords.

It's always funny when liberal faggots pretend like they understand Christianity enough to turn it around on people.

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Christ told his fucking followers to sell their clothes in order to buy swords.

It's always funny to think of a group of bronze-age mediterraneans running around with their balls out and swords in their hands.

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yup, Jesus then also specifically told his followers to put down their swords when one of them sliced the ear off of one of the guards apprehending him.

When Jesus' followers saw what was going to happen, they said, "Lord, should we strike with our swords?" And one of them struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his right ear. But Jesus answered, "No more of this!" And he touched the man's ear and healed him.

He specifically allowed himself to be captured. Jesus could have certainly staged a revolution if had chosen. This was probably Judas' goal; to force Jesus' hand. Judas wanted power, not the paltry amount of silver he received. He also probably wanted that power for Jesus, rather than himself. But made a big fucking mistake.

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Are you saying Christ needed to die?

If so, I'm on your side.

E: Yeah, you said the correct thing. All good. Nevermind.

[–] 7 pts

Own government run by jews

[–] 6 pts

Oh look, (((another))) leftist trying to twist a religion, that he does not believe in, into a weapon to beat his enemies who do believe in it.

I, why, I've never seen that before!

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It's always the same smug, self-important shit, too.

According to what you believe, I'm correct! Nya nya!

They're always so proud of themselves, even though they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

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They cry out in pain as they strike you. Every.Single.Time

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Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Luke 22:36

[–] 3 pts

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

~Han Solo

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I have a rifle, but getting an XBox Series X is harder than getting ammo for my rifle. Dang.

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If only Microsoft weren't super-jewed and would allow us to use an external drive with the XbS.

Give the Xbox Series S a disc drive somehow and it would be the hands-down winner of this generation. Mostly because it is the only way to affordably get a powerful GPU nowadays, and it allows you to play all the old, good games. Modern vidya is almost entirely fake and gay.

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SO SAY WE ALL!

I feel your pain. I am glad I collected what I do have. But it's only one steamer trunk mostly full of ammo... so a few days worth at best if antifa visits the neighborhood...

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Is this allowed on twitjew? Or are you instabanned for comment gold?

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If you're literally selling your clothes to buy a weapon, it's not going to be a sword. Swords were always more expensive than other melee weapons.

Posting here because @AnotherGrayman is a pussy faggot.

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What would Jesus know about worldly things like prices? /s

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Remember, the only fist fight Jesus ever got in was with Jew bankers.