![Hollywood knows how to raise children [799x756 - 90KB]](https://pic8.co/sh/0MPUlp.jpg){kind=link}
Considering the amount of pedophiles in Hollywood, I'm betting the sacrifice of their kids is more literal.
'Mommy really needs...well, wants, the part in this new capeflick, sweety, so go sit on director Shekelburgenstein's lap again for mommy.'
'But mommy, Mr Shekel keeps calling me pretty and I'm a boy.'
'Not when you're with Mr Shekel, you're not!'
Considering the amount of pedophiles in Hollywood, I'm betting the sacrifice of their kids is more literal.
'Mommy really needs...well, *wants*, the part in this new capeflick, sweety, so go sit on director Shekelburgenstein's lap again for mommy.'
'But mommy, Mr Shekel keeps calling me pretty and I'm a boy.'
'*Not when you're with Mr Shekel, you're not*!'
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