"Deadly force is only authorized to prevent serious bodily injury or death. An unscheduled sperm donation is not an event for which deadly force is permitted. Therefore, when my client was brutally assaulted for misunderstanding the complicated authorizations required for this event, due solely only to his lack of privilege, he had no choice but to defend himself. Do we really value a slight, but honestly mistaken vagina trespass more than this man's life?" - Hymie Lawberg