When I was kidnapped and hooked up to a masturbation machine, the machine died. Trying to accommodate my massive girth and length ended up consuming so much power that it caused blackouts throughout tel aviv. The shaking of my massive balls caused tremors which toppled entire city blocks. True story.
When I was kidnapped and hooked up to a masturbation machine, the machine died. Trying to accommodate my massive girth and length ended up consuming so much power that it caused blackouts throughout tel aviv. The shaking of my massive balls caused tremors which toppled entire city blocks. True story.
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