Much genius, so intellect.
https://x.com/DiscountedTr/status/2031723643965685805
6'5" scarecrow who convinced Silicon Valley that renting desks was disrupting humanity
Trademarked the word "We" then sold it back to his own company for $6 million
This hollow-cheeked prophet burned through $12 billion preaching about elevated consciousness
Wife Rebekah fired employees based on their "energy" like some deranged corporate shaman
Leased his own buildings to WeWork at premium rates because grifting your investors builds character
Stringy hair and dead eyes, looks like he gets life advice from ayahuasca ceremonies
Shot tequila before mass layoffs because nothing says leadership like ritual alcoholism
Smoked weed on private jets while 2,400 employees got shitcanned for his mystical landlord fantasies
SEC investigated the whole scam but this patchy-bearded messiah walked away with $1.7 billion
Now running Flow after somehow raising another $350 million from the same idiots he already robbed
Turned office space into a spiritual journey and somehow people bought it twice
Early life
Much genius, so intellect.
https://x.com/DiscountedTr/status/2031723643965685805
> 6'5" scarecrow who convinced Silicon Valley that renting desks was disrupting humanity
> Trademarked the word "We" then sold it back to his own company for $6 million
> This hollow-cheeked prophet burned through $12 billion preaching about elevated consciousness
> Wife Rebekah fired employees based on their "energy" like some deranged corporate shaman
> Leased his own buildings to WeWork at premium rates because grifting your investors builds character
> Stringy hair and dead eyes, looks like he gets life advice from ayahuasca ceremonies
> Shot tequila before mass layoffs because nothing says leadership like ritual alcoholism
> Smoked weed on private jets while 2,400 employees got shitcanned for his mystical landlord fantasies
> SEC investigated the whole scam but this patchy-bearded messiah walked away with $1.7 billion
> Now running Flow after somehow raising another $350 million from the same idiots he already robbed
> Turned office space into a spiritual journey and somehow people bought it twice
[Early life](https://poal.co/static/images/0078704c6d5a6726.png)