The jew has the card reader case, but being a jew, he doesn't have a merchant account for it because they charge a transaction fee for swipe transactions.
"oy vey! you want to charge me $0.50 per swipe? Why do you want to charge me $0.75 a swipe? It's totally meshuggah to charge me $3 a swipe! What are even doing with that $5.00 a swipe anyway?"
The jew has the card reader case, but being a jew, he doesn't have a merchant account for it because they charge a transaction fee for swipe transactions.
"oy vey! you want to charge me $0.50 per swipe? Why do you want to charge me $0.75 a swipe? It's totally meshuggah to charge me $3 a swipe! What are even doing with that $5.00 a swipe anyway?"
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