"Oh vey! How many ratzahs do we charge him with?"
"Six jewillion of course!"
"Oh that's too much chutzpah. No one would believe some teenage kid was responsible for six jewillion!"
"Ok how about four then, even one is a top tier crime!"
"Oh vey that's meshugganah. It doesn't sound scary enough for shekels! Scary makes it shekel-ly!"
"Ok how about 3,300?"
"Perfect!"
That's how.
*"Oh vey! How many ratzahs do we charge him with?"*
*"Six jewillion of course!"*
*"Oh that's too much chutzpah. No one would believe some teenage kid was responsible for six jewillion!"*
*"Ok how about four then, even one is a top tier crime!"*
*"Oh vey that's meshugganah. It doesn't sound scary enough for shekels! Scary makes it shekel-ly!"*
*"Ok how about 3,300?"*
*"Perfect!"*
That's how.
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