Oy Vey!!! Where's the Credit Card Reader?! Missing out on 3% transaction fees and 66.6% interest payments! Can't have that!
You're thinking too pre-pandemic. There's an app for that with a monthly subscription fee. Why bother with extra card reader hardware when the jews can have you buy their $1000+ phone that they tie to your credit card, bank account, social media accounts and biometric data so you have the privilege of sitting on a really uncomfortable bench.
Sounds just (((great))) for the younger crowd. Think about little old ladies and men, simple phones, no (((incredible))) apps. Can't neglect that profitable market segment! They do have credit cards and they do like to sit on the park benches feeding the birds, or resting along their itinerary.
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