bc Jewish babies dont breathe air they can shape shift into an insect and scurrying under the floor boards and escape

My mother died years before I was born.- yari probably

Found the website, but I think I lost the ability to tell what's satire and what's not when it comes to jewish journalism: https://jewishweb.wordpress.com/

Germans made gas chamber that can't kill baby. Right.

So. Mother died. And he didn’t. During birth. Didn’t breathe. Chewed through umbilical cord, then crawled but naked out of the chamber through the wooden door. And through the yards. I guess too small to notice a fense breech from the towers if you’re 16” tall. Then fed himself. And sheltered himself and everything. Wow. Such an amazing j story.

Jesus Christ. This is even worse than the "slipped past the Guard and he didn't notice me!" Holocaust fish tale.

I wonder if he really thinks anyone believes this? This made me laugh till my ribs hurt.